Tareq Salahi Files for Divorce from Runaway Wife Michaele

 The man known primarily for gatecrashing the White House, Tareq Salahi, has filed for divorce from his runaway wife Michaele, according to reports.

The filing comes after Tareq reported his wife – a former castmember on The Real Housewives of D.C. – missing to authorities.

But it turned out she was safe and sound with Journey guitarist Neal Schon in Tennessee, where the band has a gig with Foreigner.

Tareq claims the pair have humiliated him, going so far as to accuse Schon of sending him a photo of genitalia presumed to belong to the guitarist. He cites adultery and abandonment as the reason for the divorce, according to TMZ, which first reported the filing.

Brad Pitt on Kids, 'Taking Punches' with Angelina – And Why Playing a Vampire Sucks

 Brad Pitt doesn't care how popular vampires have become – he wasn't all that thrilled to be playing one.

"I am miserable," he tells Entertainment Weekly of his appearance in 1994's Interview With the Vampire. "Six months in the f---ing dark … contact lenses, makeup, I'm playing the bitch role."

Pitt, 47, shares plenty more candid thoughts on his life and his many movies (his latest, Moneyball, opens Sept. 23) in the magazine's cover story this week. Among the revelations:

PHOTOS: Brad Pitts Around the World

On the Twilight phenomenon:
"I don't know enough about it, really. Listen, because of my kids, I see only movies for 10 and under. I've seen them all, and I've seen them 10 times over."

Dean Sheremet Is Married

 Dean Sheremet is once again a married man.

The dancer-turned chef and food blogger, who was married to singer LeAnn Rimes for seven years, tied the knot with his fiancée, photographer Sarah Silver.

On Sheremet's blog, he posted a video of the newlyweds stepping out of a City Clerk's office. Sheremet, 30, is wearing a gray suit with no tie and his bride, 35, is in a short, one-shoulder red dress, holding a bouquet of flowers. The couple share a passionate kiss before stepping down the stairs and approaching the camera.

"Happy happy day," the blog post reads.